I think we know who is really running this country
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
"I pinch myself all the time. This is great, great fun. I love the first two films [Madagascar], and knowing that my godchildren are going to see this and, hopefully, laugh at it is… really good." // (x)
Lake Breathes The Sky by John Westrock on Flickr.
fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee
wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
That explains a lot
I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.
It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”
this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god
I should put this on mine when I die too. Maybe then my mom will believe me.